pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- ur parents dont judge u
- ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
- whats a gender
- u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.
HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
when i say ‘baby’ i could be referring to
- fictional characters
- sometimes food idk
things i am not referring to
- an actual baby